Editorial Policy

This blog is many things.

It is irreverent, satirical and rude.

It is fanatically pro-Democrat and rabidly anti-Republican.

It is post-race, post-gender, post-sexual orientation, post-politically correct and post-post modern.

It is for entertainment purposes only. Feel free to giggle like a little girl whenever you read it.

It’s probably worth noting that pretty much everything written on this blog is complete and utter bullshit. Facts are twisted, names are changed and incidents are taken out of time and context.

This blog is not hard journalism, we are not in the business of reporting factually on the day’s events. We are merely trying express what goes on inside our heads; how we see things, how we feel about things, how things effect us. By doing this we hope to capture the spirit of our lives, and find the truth that is often hidden or diminished through dry recitation of events.

Call it artistic license if you like, or straight bullshit, either one works. The bottom line is, this blog is strictly for entertainment purposes, and so far it has entertained the shit out of us, so we’re going to call it a huge success…

We should also note that any similarities between persons and events mentioned in this blog and actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Even if we mention you by name, we are not writing about you, and if you think we are you are an arrogant fuck. Get over yourself.

Our feeling is, if this blog makes only one person feel really, really unhappy, then we’ve done our job.

Have a nice day.