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Paul Kim, kid-beater for hire
The AP is running a story NOT OUT OF FLORIDA, out of San Bernardino County, CA about a local couple who are in trouble with the law after they helped themselves to the services provided by a man used by their church to violently discipline the children of parishioners.
In an effort to dissuade their son from smoking cigarettes, the as-yet unnamed parents hired Paul Kim, 39, to violently punish their son after finding a cigarette lighter in his possession.
The parents even went as far as dropping the boy off at Kim’s home, so the beat-down could be done in as convenient and timely a manner as possible.
According to police, the designated child-abuser proceeded to beat the kid about the legs with a metal pole, causing severe bruising. Adults at the boy’s school saw the bruises and called in 5-0, and Kim was arrested at his home.
Just a quick editor’s note, at age 39 that old man better know some kung-fu or have a fucking stun gun if he thinks he has prayer of laying down any discipline on kids like my siblings and I were when we were young.
Lucky for that lumpy old fuck the kids today spend so much time dazed and glassy-eyed sitting in puddles of their own filth in front of flickering blue screens of various sizes that when they go out in public they look like pale, bloated moles with clothes on limping along in the blinding light of the fucking sun they only see like 30 seconds a week because they have “allergies” and wouldn’t be allowed to go outside even if they wanted to. Which they don’t.
Even a 39-year-old could beat these lardasses
But I digress…
Investigators believe that Kim has been used by numerous families from the same church for the purposes of opening cans of whoop-ass on their respective children, which kind of makes you wonder exactly what the hell kind of snake-handling, speaking in tongues, voodoo-ass motherfucking church it is anyway.
Of course, you do have to admit, there is a strange kind of logic and efficiency about the whole thing. A group of families has one designated person to do all the disciplining of the children, no fuss and no muss, which is perfect for today’s panty-waist parents who are so shit scared of saying or doing anything to upset their adorable little snowflakes they let the fucking monsters get away with murder.
And hey, being able to punish kids for all the fucked up shit they do, AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN YOUR KIDS?
Talk about nice work if you can get it…
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