The Magical Magic of Bacon
Tonight I had the best BLT sandwich I’ve ever tasted.
I was a regular BLT, fried in the leftover grease from the bacon.
Oh my god it was so good, I can’t believe I’ve never seen that done before.
Bacon is like the new cigarettes. Only outlaws eat it, and they only it for one reason. Because it’s so fucking good.
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